The Darlings were a family of
five in Manchester England
Napoleon had been invited over
for dinner very often. Wendy knew what was happening and it was not uncommon
for marriages to be arranged in England
One day the Darling’s invited
Napoleon over for dinner. On this
particular visit, Napoleon would spend the night. To prepare for this, the Darlings kicked John
and Michael out of their rooms and forced them to sleep elsewhere in their
small house. Mrs. Darling had gone over
manners with Wendy on multiple occasions.
Today, it escalated into lecture after lecture and Mrs. Darling
criticizing her clothes, hoping to find something fit for royalty. It took hours to discover the clothes that
pleased Mrs. Darling but the outfit was picked before his arrival.
Finally, Napoleon arrived and dinner went without
incident. After dinner, it was time for
everyone to go to sleep. Mrs. Darling
showed Napoleon to Wendy’s room and left him alone with Wendy. It didn’t take long after the bedroom door
shut, for Napoleon to approach Wendy.
Wendy said, “Look, I’m not sure if I’m ready”
“You have to be ready”
“I……well……I’ve never done this before”
“That’s okay, I’ll go slow”
“Can we please do this another time?”
Napoleon grabbed her and threw her onto the bed and
lied on top of her. While he pinned her
arms behind her back he taunted, “Look you ungrateful little peasant, this is
an honor what I’m doing for you, I’m taking you out of your poor shitty life and
giving you the world, all is asked of you is your body and you have the
audacity to ask me to wait?! Look peasant, I’m fucking you now, whether you
like it or not.”
Wendy turned her head; she wanted to scream but knew
that her parents would condone her rape.
After all, it was tradition. Napoleon
kissed her neck and undid her pants and pulled them off. Wendy kicked him in the face and ran toward
the door. Napoleon quickly recovered and
shoved her into the door. He pulled her
hair back and kissed her neck and nibbled on her ear. Wendy started crying. Napoleon gripped the bottom of her shirt and
pulled it over her head. Wendy
whispered, “Please don’t”
Napoleon wrapped his arms around her waist, hoisted
her in the air and threw her face down to the ground. He fell with her so now he was on top of her
with her face buried in the floor.
Napoleon undid her bra and slid the shoulder straps off her
shoulders. He slid his body down taking
Wendy’s undergarments off. Napoleon rose
and kicked Wendy onto her back, then wrapped her legs around his waist and
drove his penis into and out of her vagina repeatedly. Since there was very little flirtatious
activities prior to penetration, Wendy’s vaginal walls were very dry, which
increased the friction and maximized the pain.
Wendy groaned and screamed in pain, but was often interrupted by
kisses. Napoleon raised her legs to
around his neck so that his penis would penetrate even further into the
vagina. Wendy shrieked at this but he
relentlessly made out with her to quiet her screams. Blood was the predominant liquid to flow out
of Wendy’s vagina. Eventually the
screams were too much for Napoleon so he resorted to slapping her across the
face when she screamed. Much to Wendy’s
relief, Napoleon started making choking-like noises as he climaxed and the
sperm exploded from his penis. He lied
down on Wendy for a short while and then rose to his feet and helped her to
hers. He then hoisted her over his
shoulder and dropped her on the bed. As
he got in bed with her, he motioned for her to turn away from him on her side
and as she did, put his arm around her waist and spooned with her. After this experience, Wendy hated her
parents. She saw a big flaw in this
tradition and wished she could avoid it.
Wendy knew why her parents let Napoleon ravish her but their reasoning
didn’t justify it for her. She vowed
never to forgive her parents for their insensitivity.
The next day, Mrs. Darling announced that Wendy and
Napoleon would wed the following day at 3:00.
This appalled Wendy since, going against mainstream society, she
believed love should be involved in marriage.
That night, Napoleon went to his house so Wendy and her two brothers had
the room again. While they were trying to
sleep, they heard knocking at her window.
She opened it and in flew a boy dressed in green tights with a green
cloak and a green pointed hat. He said,
“Hello Wendy”
Wendy asked, “Who are you?”
“I’m Peter Pan” he said as he stuck out his
hand. Wendy shook it only for it to be
brought to Peter’s mouth and kissed.
Wendy smiled at the slight form of flirtation. Peter asked her, “How are you?”
“Not well”
“Why?”
“My parents want me to grow up so they arranged for
me to get married tomorrow.”
Peter thought that he was too late in testing out
his charm, but continued to inquire. “Do
you love him?” he asked fearing the response
Wendy cried at the question and buried her head in
her hands and said, “No, I don’t, but a girl’s got to grow up into a woman
sometime” she said expertly repeating her mother’s words that she had heard
constantly as of late.
“What if you didn’t have to grow up?”
“What do you mean?
Everyone does”
“Not from where I’m from”
“Where’s that?”
“Neverland”
Wendy was beginning to get suspicious of Peter
now. Although Wendy had heard of the
Peter Pan story, she didn’t believe it.
She decided to play along by saying rather mockingly, “What? Are you magical or something, what’s in
Neverland? The fountain of Youth?”
“What you call magic, only appears that way because
your mind is closed and filled with unhappy thoughts”
“Oh so you are magical?” She asked sarcastically
“I don’t consider it magic”
Wendy replied, “Alright, please leave, nobody is
magical, everyone grows up, there’s no Neverland, just go back out… the…
window…” as she looked at the window and Peter and then continued “wait, how
did you get up here? Ladder?” as she
walked toward the window to check her hypothesis.
Peter came up behind her to see if she could figure
it out for herself. Wendy saw no ladder or any device that would hoist Peter to
the second-floor bedroom window. By this
time the brothers had woken up but were to shy to say anything. Peter wrapped his arms around Wendy’s waist
and kissed her gently on the neck and whispered in her ear, “Believe”
Wendy pulled away and then heard laughing. She looked around and saw nobody but Peter
and her two brothers, neither of which were laughing. Suddenly Peter Pan’s shadow moved without him
and danced around the room. Peter cried
aloud, “Oh fuck, not now”
He chased his shadow around the room as the three
kids stared in shock. Finally he caught
his shadow and approached Wendy. Wendy
asked, “How did you get up here?”
“I flew, and you can too if you trust me”
“What drugs are you on?”
Peter levitated and floated there. Wendy stared in disillusionment, Peter said,
“There’s two ways to look at this, A. You’re fucked up on some hallucinogenic
drugs and are imagining a shadow running away from someone and a boy flying to
your window and is currently floating, or it’s real.”
Wendy didn’t speak.
Peter grabbed her hands in his and asked her, “Do you want to grow up?”
“No”
“Then come away with me to never land, and you’ll
never have to”
“What about my brothers?”
“They can come too”
In the corner of her eye, she saw Peter’s shadow
move on its own again. This time Peter
didn’t chase it but then the shadow grabbed Wendy’s shadow and humped it
repeatedly. Peter slapped the wall where
his shadow was and, surprisingly, the shadow rubbed his face as if it felt
pain. Wendy laughed, “This will get some
getting used to.”
“So will you come?”
Wendy turned to her brothers who were sitting at the
edge of their beds in anticipation.
Wendy smiled and turned to Peter and inquired how they would get
there. Peter answered, “Fly, I’ll teach
you”
“How long does it take?”
“No more than 15-20 minutes if you use pixie dust”
“Pixie dust?”
Peter turned his head and cried out “Tinkerbell,
come here”
A small yellow fairy flew in with a sparkling
wand. Peter said, “Tinkerbell, this is
Wendy”
Tinkerbell gave a bad look to Peter and a disgusted
one toward Wendy. Following her proper
English upbringing, Wendy extended her hand to be shaken; Tinkerbell spat in
her hand and shook Wendy’s.
Wendy pulled back appalled. “You little bitch, how dare you besmirch me
like that”
Peter yelled, “Tinkerbell!” then turned toward
Wendy, “First thing you should learn about Neverland, everyone is brutally
honest, check your English manners at the door.” He then turned toward
Tinkerball and iterated, “Cover all three of them with pixie dust”
Tinkerbell bowed her head submissively and flew over
Wendy and her brothers showering them with a white powder from her wand. Peter smiled and told them to think of a
happy thought and then jump”
John and Michael levitated quite easily but Wendy
was having difficulty much to the delight of Tinkerbell. Peter said, “Think happy thoughts”
She snapped back, “I can’t with that bitch laughing
at me and making faces. Plus, I was
raped yesterday, so it’s easy for your fucking ass to be happy when you’re
flying around with a fairy without a care in the world. Some guy that I just met is telling me to
ditch my parents so he can take me to a place I never have to grow up. His shadow has expressed quite clearly that
this boy wants to fuck me, and I’m supposed to think of happy thoughts….”
Peter rolled his eyes during her rant and kissed her
to shut her up. Wendy stopped talking
and made out with Peter. Tinkerball
pulled at Peter’s ears but Wendy swatted her into the wall. Suddenly Wendy rose in the air and Peter
followed. Michael and John expressed
simultaneously, “Ewww, get a room”
Wendy snapped back to reality and pulled away
smiling both out of pleasure and embarrassment.
Peter turned toward the window, and said, “Let’s go to Neverland.” Tinkerball flew to eye level with Wendy and
Wendy’s smile widened as she said, “Don’t fuck with me, I’m a lot bigger than
you and Peter wants me”
Tinkerball slapped her across the face but Wendy
returned it and Tinkerball slammed against the wall again. Tinkerball scurried out the window and Wendy,
Michael and John flew away to Neverland.
Meanwhile on a pirate ship in Neverland, a pirate
yells “Smee!”
Smee was a captain of a ship until Captain Hook and
his crew shipwrecked him. Now he’s a
slave forced to do anything the crew asked of him. Smee was a short stocky man with many scars
on his body, mostly from Captain Hook’s crew. He came with a frown to meet the
pirate. “Yes, Benji”
“Get me some Vodka”
“Right away sir”
Smee ran and brought back a shot of vodka. Benji took out his sword and cut the top of
Smee’s forearm and said, “You stupid dumb fuck, I asked for rum and you give me
this shit, you’re fucking useless!” he yelled as he took the shot and pored it
on the wound he just inflicted on Smee. Smee
clenched his teeth but held in the pain.
This wasn’t the first time this had happened and it certainly wouldn’t
be the last. Even though he knew he was
right, he cowered back downstairs and brought Benji a shot of rum. Upon receiving the rum Benji said, “Now get
the fuck out of here.”
Smee walked around the ship waiting to be yelled at
to do some other chore. Sure enough a
pirate yelled his name and threw his dagger at Smee missing him by an inch to
the right and slamming into the wall behind Smee. The pirate yelled “Sharpen my dagger slave”
Smee took the dagger from the wall and took it to be
sharpened. When he returned the pirate
had his gun out with the barrel aimed at Smee, “Don’t do anything stupid, just
drop the dagger”
Smee did as he was told. He couldn’t really blame the pirates for not
trusting him. The pirate, keeping his
gun on Smee, walked toward the dagger and picked it up. He then told Smee to take off his shirt. Smee sighed and removed his shirt. The pirate said, “Let’s see how good a job
you did as he slid the dagger across Smee’s chest. The dagger cut deep enough to cause blood to
flow out of Smee’s chest but he stared back showing no pain in his eyes. The only thing Smee could do to rebel was to
refuse to show that anything the pirates did to him hurt him mentally or
physically. The pirate smiled, “Looks
like you did well”
“May I be excused now sir?”
“Yea”
Smee grabbed his shirt and went below deck to clean
his cut. He had barely stopped the
bleeding when Captain Hook yelled, “Smee!!”
Smee immediately came to him. Captain Hook said, “I have searched
everywhere and I can’t find Peter Pan’s hiding place”
“You know I don’t know Captain”
Captain Hook had a map out and he stared at it
hoping it would reveal to him where he’s been hiding. “Smee, I’ll make a deal with you. You help me find Peter Pan, if you’re right,
you can go free, I didn’t shipwreck you far from here, is there any place you
know of that’s not on this map.”
Smee looked at the map with a purpose now. As he was looking, he realized he’d rather be
a slave, than a rat. He said, “This map
has everywhere I know plus more. I
didn’t go to this island; I merely would pass by it. While he was looking at the map, Captain Hook
positioned himself behind Smee and put the hook he had instead of a left hand
around Smee’s neck and asked, “Are you sure?”
“I’d rather you kill me now, then to lie about a
place on the map that doesn’t exist”
Captain Hook removed his hook from Smee’s throat and
thought about it. Suddenly his eyes
perked up and said, “Those redskins know this island, I’ll kidnap the chief’s
daughter, Tigerlilly, certainly she’ll know”
“Good idea captain” Smee said enjoying that Captain
Hook planned to piss of Indians that could potentially free him. Once again the pirate that wanted his knife
sharpened yelled, “Smee”
Captain Hook snapped back, “He’s with me!”
“Ah come on Captain, you can’t hog him”
Captain Hook took his pistol out of his side and
shot the pirate in between the eyes. He
then yelled “Get that fucking carcass off my ship and if any of you pieces of
shit talk back to me, you’ll be swimming with the fishes too”
The crew rushed to throw the pirate overboard and
not a sound was heard from any of them.
Captain Hook turned to Smee and said, “Do you know how I lost my hand?”
“Yes, sir, while fighting with Peter Pan, he cut it
off and fed it to a crocodile. The
crocodile also ate a clock that constantly ticks so you know when it’s
coming. Unfortunately that pussy Peter Pan
didn’t finish the job”
Captain Hook stared down Smee and brought his gun to
his head. “Say that one more time”
“What the fuck are you going to do? Shoot me? Go
ahead, then you’ll have to do shit for yourself”
“I can easily get one of my crew members to do
anything I ever ask you to do”
“Yea you could, but don’t you want to save your
bullets for Peter Pan over there” he said pointing to the sky. Captain Hook rushed to grab his binoculars
and gazed at Peter Pan. “There’s the
fuck now, with three new friends”
Suddenly Captain Hook heard a ticking clock and, as
he looked down, saw the crocodile. He
took out a knife and threw it at him. He
didn’t want to shoot the gun because then Peter Pan would hear him. The knife bounced off the thick hide of the
crocodile and sunk. The crocodile stayed
there but Captain Hook ignored it. He yelled
to his men “Man the cannons, Peter Pan 30 degrees west. The crew rushed to the cannons and fired a
shot. It flew through the air toward the
kids, Peter Pan tackled Michael and landed on him forcing him toward the ground
as the cannonball surged four inches above him.
“Tinkerbell, take everyone to the hideout, I’ll distract them.”
Tinkerball flew off and Wendy, John, and Michael
followed. Meanwhile Peter gracefully
dodged the cannonballs. Wendy yelled out
“Tinkerbell, you’re going too fast slow down”
Tinkerbell yelled back, “Paybacks a bitch ain’t it”
Wendy and her brothers flew after her trying to at
least to keep her in sight. Tinkerbell
landed in the hideout and immediately woke up a bunch of boys screaming,
“Someone’s coming, you gotta do something”
The lost boys got up and grabbed their rifles
rushing to where Tinkerbell was guiding them.
They shot at Wendy. As she
panicked, she spun toward the ground since her happy thought vanished when she
was shot at. As she approached pointy
rocks, Peter Pan flew down and scooped her up in his arms and landed on safe
ground. Wendy said, “Peter! Thank you,
you saved my life as she pulled herself up and kissed Peter”
“You can thank me later, for now, I have to do some
ass kicking”
Peter yelled, “What the fuck was that?!”
The lost boys came up to Peter speechless. Finally one of them said, “Tinkerbell told us
to”
Peter turned to the fairy and said, “Is this true?”
Tinkerbell gave a nasty look that only women know
how to make at the lost boys then said, “Well yea it’s true, you bring three
kids to our island, pretend I don’t exist, what the fuck else was I supposed to
do?”
“Hmmm maybe not get someone to shoot her, ever think
of that?”
“Fuck off Peter”
Peter lightened his tone and said, “I’m sorry Tink, I
know this isn’t fair on you…”
Wendy interrupted “Wait, what the…”
She was cut short when Peter firmly gripped her arm
and continued, “Come here Tink”
Tinkerbell smiled at Wendy and flew to Peter. Peter snatched her from the air and put her
in a glass jar with a lid that had straps to seal it shut. Peter slammed the lid on and latched it shut
and walked off smiling. Wendy picked up
the jar and shook it violently taunting her by saying, “You’re right, paybacks
are a bitch”
Wendy’s shaking threw Tinkerbell around the jar as
she smashed against the walls until Wendy mercifully stopped. Tinkerbell lay hurt on the bottom of the jar
moaning in pain but nobody was there to help her.
The lost boys followed Peter Pan as he walked off
after trapping Tinkerbell. It didn’t
take long for Wendy to catch up. Peter
ordered, “Alright, boys show John and Michael around the island. Make sure you bring weapons in case you come
upon any Indians. Wendy, do you want to
see the mermaids?”
“Sure” she replied trying to hold back her
surprise. Suddenly Wendy began believing
that every myth she’s heard could be proved true that day.
Michael and John walked along with the lost boys and
were given a tour of the island. John
said, “What was this about Indians?”
“Don’t worry, we’ll protect you, those Indians can’t
fight to save their lives” one replied
As soon as he finished his sentence a dart flew into
his neck. The boy stumbled for a little
and then dropped. The three remaining
lost boys circled around Michael and John and fired warning shots through the
forests. Darts flew from all directions
striking the lost boys several times.
They dropped much quicker than the first one. John and Michael raised their arms and John
yelled, “We give up, we have no weapons, please don’t kill us.”
Native Americans came out from behind bushes and
trees and tied their arms behind their back.
They then brought out large sticks and attached each of the lost boys to
a log and carried them off two Indians per lost boy. The other Indians surrounded Michael and John
baring hatchets instructing them to follow.
When they got back to the reserve, the Native Americans tied them to a
totem pole. The chief walked toward them
and said something in his native tongue.
An archer popped up holding a loaded bow. The chief spoke again and when he finished a
Native American translated for him, “I’m only going to ask you once, where is
princess Tigerlilley?”
All the boys looked up shocked, John spoke first, “I
don’t even know who she is” and a lost boy continued, “We don’t know”
The translator told this to the chief. The chief sent back a message, “I’ll give you
one last chance to speak or else one of you will die”
The lost boy, “Oh my God, tell this man we don’t
know where his daughter is and we’d tell him if we did.”
The translator told this to the chief, who made a
signal with his arms. The archer
released his arm from the arrow as it shot through the air into the head of the
lost boy that was speaking. He then
conveyed another message through the translator “If she’s not returned by
sundown, I’m burning one of you at the stake, and at sunrise, I will again,
then when the sun is highest in the sky, another will be burned until one of
you speak. The boys looked at each other
then at the dead lost boy and gulped in fear.
Peter took
Wendy and introduced her to four mermaids.
Immediately, the mermaids greeted Peter with a childish look in the eyes
and infatuation in their voices. Peter,
being a male, never noticed the obvious hints they gave out that they liked
him. Wendy, however, picked up on it
immediately. After they flirted for a
while, Peter realized he had not introduced Wendy. When he did, the mermaids invited her to
swim. Wendy replied, “I didn’t bring the
proper clothing”
“Go in your bra and panties” one of the mermaids
cried out.
“No, a lady…”
“Ah come on” another one responded as she pushed her
off the rock she was standing on and into the water. Wendy kicked her feet but a mermaid dove down
and wrapped her arms around her ankles so her legs would stay together. As she did that another mermaid pulled down
her pajama pants while the other two worked on the T-shirt. It didn’t take long until the mermaids
stripped Wendy to her bra and underwear.
When they did let her go, Wendy immediately treaded water, breathing
heavy. Peter didn’t do anything because
he enjoyed seeing Wendy’s clothes removed.
One mermaid said, “See it’s not so bad, now you can swim with us” she
said while hopping on her back.
Wendy’s head dropped below water as the other
mermaids splashed around to feign that it was all a game. Peter wasn’t that stupid, he shot down and
grabbed Wendy. When he did, the mermaids
let off for they didn’t want to hurt Peter.
Peter put Wendy back on the rock as she violently coughed trying
desperately to get the water out of her mouth and catch her breath. Peter snapped at the mermaids, “What the fuck
is wrong with all of you?”
“We were only kidding Peter, you don’t have to get
so riled up”
“You almost killed her”
“No way, we knew what we were doing. It was only a joke, since when did you become
so uptight?”
“Since I brought a guest here and she’s already
almost been killed twice.”
“You know Peter, you should stay in Neverland, your
trips to Manchester
Before Peter could respond, he saw Smee paddling a
canoe with Captain Hook and a tied up Tigerlilly. Peter signaled for them to get down. The mermaids swam under water, while Peter lied
flat on a rock still staring to see where the ship was headed. He realized it was heading for Skull
Rock.
Wendy and Peter soared to Skull Rock and watched as
Captain Hook had Tigerlilly tied to an anchor.
Captain Hook demanded for Tigerlilly to tell him where Peter’s hiding
but Tigerlilly didn’t say a word. She
knew the hiding place, but she wouldn’t give him up. Captain Hook threatened death, but she still
refused to speak. Finally he tried to
bargain by saying, “Tigerlilly, if you tell me where he’s hiding, I promise I
will never hurt an injun” When
Tigerlilly didn’t respond, Captain Hook turned to Smee “Aren’t I a man of my
word, Smee?”
Smee laughed, “Fuck no”
Captain Hook took out his sword
and held it to Smee’s throat. Peter Pan
yelled out, “Yo, Hook, I’m the one you want, try pulling that sword on me”
Captain Hook walked off his boat
onto Skull Rock and headed toward Peter.
Peter took out his dagger.
Captain Hook sprung at him but Peter sidestepped it and hit the sword
away with his dagger. Captain Hook
continually chopped with his sword, but hit only metal. As they were fighting, Smee put Tigerlilly
back on the boat and paddled away.
Captain Hook realized this out of the corner of his eye and turned his
back on Peter to run and jump back on the canoe. He put the sword to Tigerlilly’s throat and
ordered Smee to paddle back. Smee didn’t
want his boldness to cost someone else their life so he did as he was
told. Peter flew down but Hook thrusted
his sword out and skimmed Peter’s left leg.
Peter cringed in pain and flew on to a ledge to hold his wound. Captain Hook tied Smee to a boulder and took
off after Peter Pan. Hook climbed to the
ledge and faced Peter smiling and brandishing his sword. Peter rose to his feet holding his dagger but
staggering. Captain Hook charged forward
but Peter leapt back and Hook hit nothing but air, but his momentum carried him
over the ledge. He reached up with his
hook and grabbed it. Suddenly he heard
the tick tock of the crocodile. Peter
went back on the ledge no longer seeming in pain. “You barely got me Hook, and now the
crocodile wants to finish you off.”
“Peter, you wouldn’t beat me in
such a pussy way.”
“Pussy? not my fault you’re an
idiot”
“You don’t have the balls”
“Bye Hook” he said as he kicked
the hook from the ledge and watched Captain Hook plummet to the water.
Captain Hook immediately stabbed
his sword into the open jaws of the crocodile.
The crocodile slammed his jaws down causing Captain Hook to drop
it. While this was occurring, Captain
Hook raced to the canoe and paddled away.
The crocodile retreated to shore and rested. The crocodile dropped the sword after he
forced it out of Captain Hook’s grip but blood spilled from its mouth.
Peter also retreated to Wendy
who put pressure on the wound. Peter
cried out, “Fuck, I can’t believe he got me, God, I’m an idiot”
”Stop being a guy, and go save
Tigerlilly”
“Oh Fuck!” he said as he sped to
the water. Luckily, she was near the
shore so the water was only deep enough to barely cover Tigerlilly’s mouth so
Peter could get to her quickly. She
carried her onto shore and collapsed next to her grabbing his leg. “I can’t believe Hook got me”
Tigerlilly rolled her eyes and
said, “Untie me and I’ll take care of it”
Peter untied her but refused
treatment since Captain Hook merely skimmed the skin. Wendy joined Tigerlilly and Peter. “Who is
this?” Tigerlilly asked
Wendy introduced herself and the
two girls shook hands. The crocodile had
recovered and swam away.
Ever since everybody left,
Tinkerbell has been flying into the jar trying to tip it over. Exhausted she flew one last time and crashed
against the side of the jar knocking it over.
The jar shattered and Tinkerbell flew away hurt and telling anyone who
would listen her problem with Peter Pan.
Back at the pirate ship, Captain
Hook lied in bed with a headache. Smee
came up to him. Captain Hook groaned,
“Damn that water was cold”
“Don’t worry Captain, I’ll tell
everyone to quiet down”
Smee left the room but didn’t
close the door and yelled as loud as he could, “Quiet! The captain has a
headache”
Captain Hook covered his ears
with his pillow. Smee closed the door
and went down to grab an entire container of nails and hammered them in half
way trying to spell “quiet” Before he could finish the “Q” Benji and another
pirate named SPencer grabbed him and threw him on a chair. Smee looked back fearless. Benji grabbed the hammer and said, “Look
badass, as much as we want to kill you, we can’t. But let me remind you why you need to cut the
shit”
Spencer and Benji removed the
boots and socks from Smee. Benji then
slammed the hammer into Smee’s foot.
Smee yelled in pain but Spencer was quick to duct tape his mouth
shut. “No yelling, captain’s got a
headache.”
Spencer then took the hammer and
crashed it down on Smee’s other foot.
Benji inquired, “You going to behave?”
Smee couldn’t hold back from
showing pain in his eyes and nodded his head yes. Spencer then went into Captain’s Hook room
baring the good news that Tinkerbell was pissed at Peter Pan, and had been
telling everyone”
Captain Hook sat up, “This is
good, but why?”
“Some chic named Wendy”
“That’s even better, “Jealous
females can easily be tricked” he said as he rose, “we need to go”
“Shall I send Smee”
“No, he’s been uncontrollable”
“Oh I took care of it”
“What?”
“We roughed him up a bit”
“Alright, but if he fucks it up,
it’s your ass”
“Alright”
Spencer ran out and sent Smee to
get her, a pirate went with him to make sure that he didn’t run off.
Peter and Wendy returned
Tigerlilly to the tribe just as the sun had almost set. Peter watched as one of the lost boys was
strapped to a stake. Peter landed,
“What’s going on here?”
The chief saw Tigerlilly and
gave her a hug. Peter looked over and
saw the dead lost boy and the rest of them.
Peter shook his head realizing how bad his day had been. He confronted the chief about it. The chief snapped at Peter. When he finished speaking, Tigerlilly snapped
back. Peter screamed out “Will someone
fucking translate?”
Tigerlilly turned to Peter,
“Peter, I’m really sorry but my father thought that you kidnapped me; but I
explained that you rescued me”
“That’s real good, except that
the lost boy is still dead”
“He wants to make it up to you
by honoring you tonight”
“Honor me? He killed one of my men”
“Blood has been shed on both sides
Peter.”
“Tigerlilly, you attacked us”
“You were newcomers to our
island, we felt threatened”
“That was a long time ago”
“Please Peter, there’s nothing
we can do to bring him back. Let the
chief honor you, it’s what we do in our culture. A chief almost never honors a white man”
“Well, I should feel good then,
tell him if he wants to honor somebody and make it up to me, he should suck my
dick”
Tigerlilly let that comment go
and dropped to her knees and looked up innocently, “Please Peter, I’m begging
you”
Peter looked at Wendy, who just
nodded her head. He took a deep breath
and managed to let out, “Alright fine honor me” very sarcastically.
“Oh thank you Peter” Tigerlilly
said as she hugged him.
Tigerlilly said some quick words
to the chief as he barked orders. The
Indians released the boys and then lit a fire and danced around it. The boys joined the festivities, a little
overjoyed they weren’t going to die. The
chief chanted some prayers and Tigerlilly placed a headdress on Peter. Peter still showed anger but went along with
it. The chief motioned Peter to sit next
to him, Peter did so and then all the Indians formed a circle with them. The chief lit a tobacco pipe and gave it to
Peter while Tigerlilly started a belly dance while the tobacco pipe made its
way around the circle. The pipe smoking
and Tigerlilly’s belly dancing softened up Peter. Wendy noticed Peter’s attention to Tigerlilly
but silently watched since she didn’t want to be disrespectful. Tigerlilly dropped the cloth over her breasts
baring them. Peter whispered to one of
the Indians, “What just happened?”
“The chief named you high chief,
as high chief, you are given access to the princess so she does a dance”
“Damn, he must really feel bad”
“Yes, our people take responsibility
for their actions and try to make it up in any way possible.”
Peter forgot about Wendy for the
moment and eagerly watched Tigerlilly dance.
He then whispered back, “Can I fuck her?”
“Don’t be disrespectful high
chief”
“I’m sorry, can we sleep
together?”
“Yes” he said rather grudgingly
“Nice!” Tigerlilly made her way
over to Peter and straddled him motioning her upper body back and forth so that
her breasts rubbed against Peter’s face.
Peter may need to surgically remove the smile from his face. Wendy gawked at the sight. The Indians danced around and chanted the
same phrase over and over and John and Michael had caught on and chanted as
well. Wendy slapped them in the back of
the head to shut up. They did, but still
watched. Finally, Tigerlilly arose and
retreated into a hut. Peter looked at
Wendy and felt rather embarrassed. The
chief announced something and the translator said, “You may now receive your
gift from the chief”
Peter went over to Wendy and
said, “Look, it’s not what it looks like, it’s very natural for Indians to bare
their breasts, they are not ashamed.
This is just a ritual they have; it doesn’t mean anything. I just go in there, she says a few things in
that weird ass language and then we’re done okay”
“Why does it have to be
private?”
“Because that’s part of being
honored. It’s disrespectful to refuse.
Just trust me, nothing is happening”
“Why did you bring me here?”
“Wendy, it’s been a bad day,
please don’t get mad at me, I wanted to take you away from your wedding. This is just one bad day, imagine how bad the
rest of your life would be if you married that guy”
“I guess you’re right Peter, go
get honored”
Peter smiled and sped to the
hut. When he got there, Tigerlilly was
naked and lying on a straw bed. She said
rather seductively, “Are you still mad?”
“Nah, I forgive your father,
he’s really making an effort, what’s done is done”
Peter undressed as Tigerlilly
got up. They made out profusely as Peter
caressed her butt. Peter lowered his
mouth and kissed her neck, Tigerlilly moaned.
As a princess, many members of the tribe were not allowed to touch her
so sexual activity was scarce. This is
why she enjoyed this so much, Tigerlilly jumped up and wrapped her legs around
Peter’s stomach. Peter motioned her to
the bed and moved his head further down and maneuvered his mouth around her
breasts while caressing her legs. Peter
put his left arm around Tigerlilly’s neck and rolled to the side bringing her
with him so that they were facing each other.
Peter Pan brought his right hand down and massaged Tigerlilly’s groin
area. Tigerlilly returned the favor by
dipping her hand and stroking Peter’s penis.
Peter rubbed around the clitoris using his pointer finger and Tigerlilly
moaned louder. Peter felt her vagina get
wetter and wetter as his penis grew longer and harder. Tigerlilly climaxed and Peter raised his hand
and held her. Tigerlilly was slightly
embarrassed but Peter turned back on top of her and penetrated her vagina with
his penis. Peter went slowly for the
vaginal walls were tight. Tigerlilly
brought her legs up and Peter rubbed her left leg with his right hand and
sometimes pulling on her buttocks to add more pressure. Tigerlilly achieved orgasm again and a couple
minutes after, Peter did as well. Peter
spun off her and lied down keeping his left arm still around her
shoulders. Tigerlilly turned in and lied
on his chest. They remained there for a
little until Tigerlilly said, “The ritual is over now, we must get dressed and
join the rest of them.”
Peter was slightly
confused. All his sexual experiences he
was forced to cuddle with the girl afterwards.
He didn’t question it though. They
both got dressed and walked toward the door. Peter said, “Oh wait, do you have
face paint or something”
“Yea, why?”
“I had to lie to Wendy”
Tigerlilly smiled, “I was kind
of wondering about that”
Tigerlilly drew some markings on
Peter’s face and then exited. The chief
was confused but Tigerlilly quickly explained why Peter had the markings. The chief understood.
Smee and the pirate found
Tinkerbell. Smee said, “Little fairy,
what are you doing out here all by yourself at night?”
“That asshole Peter Pan is
ignoring me for the new bitch Wendy”
“Well that’s not very nice of
him, you’ve been with him for so long, and he meets some broad and forgets
about you”
“I know”
“Don’t worry, I know how you
feel. It’s cold out here though, do you
want to come back to my ship?”
“Aren’t you Captain Hook’s
slave?”
“Yes”
“Alright, it is kind of cold out
here”
Smee forced a smile despite
being disgusted with the entire situation.
Tinkerbell then followed them back to Captain Hook’s ship.
Captain Hook greeted Tinkerbell
and started out, “I invited you here because I want to tell you that I’m
leaving”
“Wait, you invited me? ”
“Yes, that’s what I sent Smee
out for”
Smee was taking shots of vodka
to relax and deal with watching Captain Hook take advantage of Tinkerbell.
“I didn’t know that” Tinkerbell
continued
“Oh yes, anyway, I’ve given up
on fighting Peter Pan, I’m going out to sea so can you tell him that for me?”
“Yea sure if he ever speaks to
me again”
“Ah yes, I heard about this dane
Wendy”
“Dane? More like bitch”
“That’s a little fucked up of
Peter to just forget about you over one day with a girl”
“See, even a pirate can figure
it out”
“Oh we pirates aren’t that
bad. In fact, I want to help you”
“Help me how?”
“What if I take Wendy out to
sea. That way she’ll be gone and you can
have Peter to yourself again.”
“Would you really do that?”
“I’m a man of my word, in fact
I’m going to go right now”
“Thanks Captain Hook”
“Oh shit, I forgot”
“What?”
“I don’t know where his hideout
is”
“Oh, that’s easy, I can give you
directions”
“Please do”
Tinkerbell started giving
directions and then stopped herself short, “You need to promise you won’t hurt
Peter”
“I promise I won’t lay a finger
on him”
“Or a hook?”
“Or a hook” he said chuckling
“Swear to God?”
“Yes”
Tinkerbell finished the
directions and Captain Hook grabbed Tinkerbell and threw her in an unlit
lantern. “Stupid fairy, don’t you know
you should never trust a pirate?”
Tinkerbell pounded the glass but
to no avail, Captain Hook had left with Smee.
Peter Pan, Wendy, and the boys
got home hyper. Wendy immediately
screamed, “Michael, John, let’s go to bed”
Peter protested, “Let them stay
up, this is time for celebration, we’re all okay…wow I had a great time”
“Yea with Tigerlilly” Wendy
scolded back
“Wendy, I told you…”
“Shut up, I’m going home
tomorrow”
“What?”
“All day you’ve been flirting
with other girls, you don’t give a shit about me, Don’t you boys want to go
home?” she said to her brothers.
“Well yea, I mean we were almost
killed today” John said
“Alright let’s leave now” Wendy
said staring down Peter
“Fine, get out of here, I don’t
give a fuck” he said as he stormed off
The lost boys offered to walk
them out. Peter lied on his bed refusing
to say bye. Wendy told them to go ahead
and she walked to Peter, “Look Peter…”
“Leave already if you don’t
trust me”
“Geez, you think I’m an idiot”
and stomped out the door.
As Wendy
walked out, she was met with her brothers and the lost boys tied up. She felt a hand go over her mouth as other
pirates tied her arms. Captain Hook and
Smee stayed behind while some of Captain Hook’s crew took the prisoners to the
ship. Captain Hook took out a time bomb
wrapped as a gift, Smee rolled his eyes and said, “Don’t you want to fight him
like a man?”
“Yea, but I promised I wouldn’t lay a finger or a
hook on him”
Captain Hook dropped the package down with the card
reading “To Peter love Wendy, don’t open until 6:00”
Captain Hook and Smee returned to find the boys and
Wendy were already tied to the ship.
Captain Hook told them that the life of a pirate is full of wealth and
pride. He offered to let anyone willing
to join, with the exception of Wendy, who would serve as a mistress rather than
a pirate. Captain Hook ended his speech
with the ultimatum “Those who don’t want to join, walk the plank”
Spencer untied them and the lost boys sped to join
until Wendy yelled out, “BOYS!”
“What? We
don’t wanna die”
“Peter Pan has saved you all once today, don’t you
believe he will again?”
Captain Hook laughed and put his arm around Wendy
with his hand over her breast. “Boys,
Wendy, Peter Pan won’t be joining us due to a little present I left him. A present he’ll die for in about one minute,”
he said laughing
Tinkerbell, for the second time today, had been
banging against the lantern. She heard
Captain Hook’s speech and frantically smashed into the lantern finally knocking
it over. She then zoomed to the hideout
to warn Peter.
Captain Hook looked at his watch until there was 10
seconds left and began the countdown “nine…eight….seven”
Peter Pan lifted the present and read the card.
Looking at the clock, he realized he only had a minute left. The impatience got to him after about 30
seconds. Tinkerbell arrived at the
hideout and immediately showered the gift with pixie dust and grabbed it. Peter grabbed it back and said, “What the
fuck are you doing? That’s mine”
“It’s a bomb from Hook”
“Bullshit, you’re just….”
Tinkerbell slapped Peter across the face and rushed
out of the room with the package. Since
she covered it in pixie dust, it would levitate on its own thus required little
strength from Tinkerbell. She
immediately dove into the water and the bomb went off causing an enormous
splash.
Everyone on the ship saw the large burst of water
signaling the bomb went off. Captain
Hook took off his hat and admitted, “He was a worthy opponent but evil always
triumphs”
Wendy stared in shock. All she could do was think about how her last
moment with Peter was spent fighting.
Captain Hook kissed Wendy on the side of the neck. Wendy, who was still in lingerie, cringed at
the thought of being Captain Hook’s mistress.
Captain Hook whispered in her ear, “He can’t save you, you’re all mine”
as he licked her ear upon finishing.
Hook lowered his mouth and kissed Wendy’s neck,
Wendy shrugged free from his grip and collapsed onto the ground crying. This made Captain Hook’s smile even
larger. The lost boys began realizing
that sometimes death is preferable over certain things. They knew they couldn’t join up with this
rapist. Michael and John contemplated
fighting for their sister, but Spencer and Benji already had swords to them in
anticipation that they would try it.
They helplessly watched their sister at her worst moment.
Meanwhile, Peter Pan frantically swam looking for
Tinkerbell. He hysterically apologized
and blamed himself for ignoring her. On
the shore he saw a faint light and rushed over.
He saw Tinkerbell lying motionless and cradled her in his hands and sat
against a tree. Weakly Tinkerbell looked
up and said, “Captain Hook has Wendy and the lost boys, go help them”
“I don’t want to leave you Tink”
“Don’t worry about me, I’m magical, I’ll figure it
out”
“Tink, you saved my life, I don’t know what to say”
Tinkerbell’s eyes glazed over and she motioned with
her arms for him to go. Peter Pan laid
her on a leaf and flew toward Captain Hook’s ship.
Captain Hook turned to his captives and said, “So,
who’s going to join?”
Wendy blurts, “I’d never be your fuck-buddy”
“Then walk the plank”
Wendy hurried to the plank and stepped on it. The prisoners cheered her on, Captain Hook
couldn’t find the satisfaction he normally did in this ritual. He liked the idea of having a mistress. Wendy made her way to the end of the plank
and John and Michael looked away. She
took a deep breath and walked off.
Captain Hook’s crew stopped breathing so they could hear the splash but
it never came. For as Wendy stepped over
the edge, Peter Pan was waiting below and cradled her in his arms when she
fell. Wendy put her arms around Peter’s
neck and pulled up kissing him. They
briefly made out.
When the splash didn’t come, some pirates protested
it. They all looked around thinking the
ship was cursed. Captain Hook was
furious that he didn’t have any evidence that the girl that chose death over sex
with him wasn’t dead. He rose from his
chair and mocked his crew, “No splash, no splash, I’ll give you a splash” as he
grabbed one of his crew and tossed him overboard. He then turned to the boys and howled, “Who’s
next?!”
“You” a voice in the distance came
Captain Hook looked up astonished and muttered,
“Peter Pan, why don’t you just die?”
“If I’m going to die, it’s going to be with a
face-to-face fight”
Captain Hook drew his sword and ordered the crew to
tie the detainees. He then said, “Nobody
touches him but me”
Peter Pan drew his dagger from his side. Both Peter and Captain Hook circled each
other. Tick tock, tick tock, the
crocodile had been drawn by the crewmember thrown overboard. Captain Hook ignored it as he swung his sword
but Peter blocked it with his dagger.
Captain Hook swung his hooked hand but Peter pushed himself toward him
so that Hook only hit Peter on the side with his forearm. Peter ascended and kicked Captain Hook in the
face. Captain Hook crouched down
grabbing his face and Peter Pan put him in a headlock and drove his knee into
his face repeatedly. The most famous pirate dug his hooked hand into Peter’s
thigh causing Peter to scream in pain and fall back. Captain Hook leaned against the deck
panting. Peter had busted him open and
blood dripped from his face. Peter Pan’s
thigh oozed blood as he held it with his hand but still rose to his feet. It hurt to put weight on it so Peter Pan rose
up. Captain Hook gave him a bad look and
pushed off the ledge with sword in hand.
He lashed his sword, and again Peter blocked it with his dagger. They circled each other again, Peter swung
his dagger but received the same steel offering he had given Captain Hook. Captain Hook tried kneeing Peter in the groin
and Peter blocked it with his thigh.
Captain Hook backed Peter up with continuous swings but Peter blocked
them all. Captain Hook lunged at Peter
when he approached the edge of the ship but Peter flipped back and bounced off
the net holding the sails flinging him back toward Captain Hook. Hook was unable to recover in time because of
his lunge and caught Peter’s dropkick in the face sending him straight to the
ground on his back. Peter hurled himself
onto him with his dagger out but Hook moved his sword in between he and the
dagger. Peter put all his weight trying
to force Hook’s sword into his throat but Hook was much stronger than
Peter. Hook kicked his leg up and
flipped Peter over his head. Peter
slammed against the deck on his back. Both
staggered their way to their feet, Hook the more exhausted of the two. He managed to say, “You talk about fair fights,
but you can fly”
“I won’t fly then”
Wendy screamed, “Don’t get cocky Peter, he’s
stronger than you”
“Shut up bitch” Hook snapped back
Peter stood on his own two feet. His eyes filled with rage, and squeezed his
dagger as tight as he could. “You try to
rape my girl, you turn Tinkerbell against me, you tell the Indians I stole
Tigerlilly indirectly killing one of my men, and you cowardly try to kill me,
you have my word, I won’t fly and I’ll gut your fucking ass like a fish
anyway.”
Wendy knew better than to say anything. Captain Hook smiled and brandished his
sword. Peter Pan yelled as he swung his
dagger but Hook expertly hit it away each time.
Captain Hook lunged at Peter but he sidestepped him and cut Hook on the
side of the neck. Hook went to rub his
wound but ended up stabbing himself with his hook. He looked down at his lost hand and then at
the one who cut it off. Hook’s grip now
tightened around his sword and swung with all his force at Pan. Pan ducked and Hook did a full 360-degree turn. Pan jumped and swung his dagger at Hook’s
throat. Hook stiffly swayed his sword
into Peter’s dagger. Peter Pan landed
with his dagger still on Hook’s sword.
Captain Hook stabbed Peter’s hand with his hook causing him to drop
it. Hook kicked it aside and stabbed at
Peter but he twisted away from where his dagger was and dodged it. Captain Hook held his sword straight out and
walked toward Pan. Pan reluctantly
cowered back contemplating his next move.
“Fly Peter” one of the boys yelled
“I gave my word”
“You fucking guys and your bullheadedness, just fly”
Wendy yelled
Smee had commandeered a canoe and lowered himself to
the water and paddled off. Many other
pirates took lifeboats as well.
Captain Hook darted his sword at Peter but Pan
avoided it and Hook’s sword wedged in between the wood of the cabin. Peter Pan punched Hook in the nose backing
him away from his sword. He then drove
his shoulder into Hook’s solar plexus and chopped at his hamstrings tackling
him to the ground. Pan drove his fist
repeatedly into Hook’s face. Peter’s
hand was immersed in Hook’s blood and Hook’s skin color could not be seen
behind the blanket of crimson on his face.
Peter Pan took the sword from the cabin.
He noticed the crew creeping closer and closer. Pan rushed over to the pole where his friends
were tied and cut the rope. The lost
boys ran around grabbing clubs, spears, or anything else that could be used as
a weapon and battled the crew.
Captain Hook said, “you wouldn’t kill me, would you
Peter?”
“Get up and die with dignity”
“Hook nodded his head, he looked around but his crew
was busy. He pushed himself to his feet
and faced Peter, “Why not fight me like a man, I have no weapon, hand-to-hand
combat”
“You like taking away any advantage I may have”
“It’s the only manly way to go about it”
Peter threw the sword to the side and raised his
fists. Captain Hook delivered a right
fist to Peter but he bowed down as the fist moved over his head. Peter Pan uppercutted Hook knocking him back,
Hook turned his back to Peter and Peter unleashed his fists on Hook’s
kidneys. Hook spat up blood as he bent
over the edge. He reached in his side
and pulled a dagger out and spun toward Peter.
Peter did a back flip to avoid it.
A lost boy screamed, “Here Peter” throwing him a short sword that he had
stolen from a crewmember.
Peter caught the sword by the handle and waved it at
Captain Hook. Hook brought his sword
across and Peter stepped forward while ducking and drove his sword into Hook’s
side. Hook dropped his sword, Peter
managed through clenched teeth, “I told you, I’d gut you like a fish, I’m a man
of my word” Peter grabbed the sword with two hands and pulled it diagonally
cutting open Hook’s chest. Hook gurgled
as the life was quickly fleeing his body.
Peter let go of his sword and gripped Hook’s large intestine and wrapped
it around Hook’s neck. “This is what you
get for trying to rape Wendy” He backed off and ran at Hook extending his arm
to the side and connected with Hook’s intestine covered neck flipping him over
the side of the ship and into the water.
Peter sat down wary from his fight. Blood covered the deck floor. He watched as the Lost Boys seemed to be
huddled around Michael and John. There
were only two crewmembers left. Benji
and Spencer, the two pirates that wouldn’t let Michael and John defend their
sister. None of the participants had
weapons but blood was evident on their bodies.
Spencer and Benji both ran at Michael and John, who were leaning against
the railing of the ship. Michael and John
bent down and as their adversaries approached, wrapped their arms around their
legs and shot their upper bodies up tossing the pirates overboard as they
landed back first in the water. The
crocodile was waiting for them as he immediately tore apart their bodies with
his strong jaw and razor sharp teeth.
The Lost Boys cheered. Wendy
rushed to Peter and wiped his face with her hands. Peter gently nudged her so she’d stop. “I’m sorry Wendy, I’ll take you home”
A shiny yellow light made its way over to the
ship. Peter cried out, “Tink?”
Tinkerbell flew to Peter and lied on his chest
trying to wrap her arms around him for a hug.
Wendy smiled. after what she had just been through,
her dislike for Tinkerbell could be cast aside.
Peter Pan said, “Well, I guess I’m captain of the ship now. Tink, cover it in pixie dust, we’re going to Manchester
Wendy protested, “Oh Peter, you don’t have to do
this, I don’t have to go home”
“You can’t run from your problems, we’re going to
confront your parents. But first, will
you marry me?”
Wendy was taken back from the question, “Well, yes,
I will”
“Then let’s tell your parents”
Wendy was about to protest but then looked at her
brothers and realized they needed to go home.
Captain Pan barked orders mockingly and they flew the ship to Manchester
Peter and Wendy smiled at each other and when the
door closed behind her brothers they made out profusely as Wendy stripped Peter
of his clothes. Wendy was still in
lingerie, so Peter would wait to take her clothes off. Wendy positioned herself
on her bed and Peter lied on top of her wrapping Wendy’s legs around his
waist. He caressed her legs while
continuing to kiss her. Peter Pan rolled
off Wendy and Wendy got up. Peter sat at
the edge of the bed dangling his feet off while Wendy straddled him and forced
her chest into Peter’s face. Peter
reached around and undid Wendy’s bra and slid it off her shoulders. Peter sucked on Wendy’s bare breasts and
caressed them with his hands coordinating it with Wendy’s back and forth
movement. After a little while, Wendy
got up and Peter pulled off her underwear.
Wendy opened the drawer of her night table and pulled out a condom and
placed it over Peter’s penis. Peter
gently placed his hands on Wendy’s nude butt and squeezed and pulled her to him. He lifted himself just high enough to reach
her breasts with his mouth and maneuvered his mouth over them. Peter got up to his full height hoisting
Wendy up with him and backed her into the wall.
As soon as Wendy was lifted off her feet she wrapped her legs around his
waist allowing his penis entry into her vagina.
Peter humped her against the wall and Wendy moaned with pleasure. After a couple of minutes Peter brought Wendy
back to her feet and told her to place her hands on the bed. “You’re not going to do me up the ass are you
Peter?”
“No, doggy style, don’t worry it still goes in the
right hole”
Wendy laughed and did as she was instructed. Peter positioned himself behind Wendy and
stuck his penis in her vagina and bent over her with his hands caressing her
breasts. Wendy’s moans were getting
louder and louder. Peter was also
moaning with pleasure thrusting his pelvis faster and faster. Peter moved his hands to Wendy’s arms and
nudged them out so that Wendy lied flat on the bed causing Peter’s penis to
penetrate deeper into her vagina. Peter
lied on top of her back and shortly after both Peter and Wendy climaxed
simultaneously. Peter removed his penis
and threw away the condom. He then lied
down in Wendy’s bed. Wendy pulled the
covers over her and Wendy lied with her back to Peter. Peter wrapped one arm over Wendy and rested
it on her stomach. Wendy moved closer to
Peter as they fell asleep cuddling.
The next day, Mr. and Mrs. Darling came into the
room to check on their kids. When they
saw Wendy cuddled in another man’s arms Mrs. Darling screeched. Wendy and Peter hopped to their feet, Peter
too embarrassed to say anything. Wendy
recovered quickly and said, “Mom, I’m not marrying Napoleon, I want to marry
him, I love him”
“Who is he?”
“Peter Pan”
“Don’t give me this childish bullshit young lady”
“He’s real, Peter fly”
Peter looked from Mrs. Darling to Wendy
confused. Mr. Darling said, “Either you
fly boy, or I’ll kill you”
Peter hovered over the ground to the astonishment of
Mr. and Mrs. Darling. Mrs. Darling
fainted. Mr. Darling merely turned to
Wendy and said, “Peter Pan or no Peter Pan, what are we going to tell
Napoleon’s family when they get here?”
“How about the truth?” Wendy snapped back
“Well you tell them”
“I will, I can take responsibility”
“Really? And
tell me, how responsible do you look standing naked with some other naked guy
I’ve never met in your nursery?”
“If I’m old enough to be raped, I’m old enough to
have sex”
“Well you two should get dressed and come downstairs,
if you’re not embarrassed I will be for you, but don’t you dare disgrace this
family”
Peter Pan was still white with embarrassment, Wendy
seemed comfortable in the nude, but he did not.
He was getting dressed as the conversation was taking place. Wendy was still arguing with her father and
said, “What exactly is disgraceful father?
Because if you ask me, allowing your daughter to be raped just because
some guy was born into wealth is the most disgraceful thing a man can do for
his family.”
Mrs. Darling awoke to hear these words. Mr. Darling was speechless. He turned to his wife and said, “Come on
honey, let’s go downstairs and give these kids some time to get ready”
Peter Pan turned to Wendy and said, “Okay, that was
kinda fucked up”
“What?”
“Your parents caught us naked in bed together”
“Oh that, yea that was kinda embarrassing”
Peter looked around confused. If she felt embarrassed she definitely didn’t
show it. They got dressed and headed
downstairs. Wendy told Peter to remain
in her room for it could get ugly if Napoleon were to see him. Napoleon came to claim his bride with his
parents. Wendy answered the door and
Napoleon saw her casual dress and said, “Why aren’t you dressed up?”
“I’m not going to marry you”
“WHAT! You insolent peasant”
“I’m too young, I don’t love you, please leave”
“You want to be poor the rest of your life?”
“Yes, because at least I’ll be happy”
“You besmirched me, I’ll see to it that you never
have any wealth. The whole town will
know about your family’s filth and you family will be disgraced.”
Mr. Darling
joined her daughter and said as he put his arm over Wendy’s shoulder , “Sir, I
believe we have a different definition of disgrace”
Napoleon
yelled, “Fine, I’ll make the dreams of another peasant women come true, but
don’t you ever come crawling back”
“I’d rather die” Wendy replied
Napoleon stormed off and went
into his coach and told the driver to speed off. Mr. Darling turned to Wendy and said, “Wendy,
I’m sorry, I didn’t think, I blindly followed tradition and I never thought how
you felt or how backward it is. I can’t
change the past, but can you ever forgive me?”
“As long as you never stand in
the way of my happiness”
“You may marry Peter”
Wendy hugged her father. The following day, Peter Pan and Wendy wed. Peter Pan didn’t want to return to Neverland,
but Tinkerbell and the lost boys frequently visited. Eventually they found their own place and
lived happy.
